| zigzag our way, through the boredom and pain |
[Sep. 14th, 2006|06:56 pm] |
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| | kelsey talking on the phone | ] |
teacher: okay, now we're going to talk about AIDS.
student: finally! some help!
teacher: it's no fun being sick. i don't know if you've ever been sick, but it's no fun.
teacher: multiple sexual partners means having sex with different people -- but not at the same time.
teacher: Be sure that when you're doing adult activities, you use, uh, adult behavior.
boy: You should really shut up before I stab you!
teacher: There's some serious mulch coming our way.
boy: I'm, like, the true Harry Potter!
Kid, shaking Magic Eight Ball: does curtis take it up the butt? ... no? ... does Curtis suck dick?
teacher, yelling at student several yards away: your hairs are so long!
(Kid throws plastic fork at Kelli. It hits her in the face.)
Kid: FORK!
today was good
im lazy though
which is a very bad thing to be
so im going to go meander around the house
until i find something interesting to do |
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| Comments: |
Damn, why is this font so effing small?!?!? Make it bigger for god's sake!
Those quotes never fail to crack me up.
Liked the first one a lot.
THE FONT IS TOO SMALL!! GAAH! | |
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